Goracle Pops His Head Up, Calls For Major Protests

With the ever rising number of people who are finding anthropogenic global warming to be the same as flaming turds left on ones doorstep on Mischief Night, Gore is certainly having a tougher time fleecing gullible Climate Creationists

Former Vice President Gore is calling for major rallies to protest congressional inaction on climate change.

In a post on his personal blog headlined “The Movement We Need,” Gore linked to and quoted from an Australian wire service report that “tens of thousands of protesters … have taken to the streets across Australia to urge the major political parties to take action on climate change.”

Considering the sexual harassment issues Gore was recently accused of, I really didn’t need to see the word “movement” associated with him.

Oh, and that Australia protest? Remember, it was cold enough to draw snot. The rest of the story is just as silly.

“Across the world, when politicians fail to take action to solve the climate crisis, people are taking action,” Gore wrote.

In other words, Tipper is bleeding him dry, and he needs some cash for a quick jaunt in a private plane.

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4 Responses to “Goracle Pops His Head Up, Calls For Major Protests”

  1. Otter says:

    A commenter on Jo Nova’s site was witness to one of those marches in Australia…. there were very few people present and most of them were dressed up heavily due to the cold weather.

  2. proof says:

    “Goreacle Pops His Head Up” Did he see his shadow? Will we have six more weeks of summer global warming?

  3. The Watcher says:

    Al Gore is definitely a ‘movement’; the kind that’s usually quite foul-smelling.

  4. Sometimes, the stories just write themselves :)

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