Michelle Obama Says Barry Deserves 2nd Because He’s Going Gray

August 4, 2011 – 6:46 pm

Comedy gold, via Jake Tapper

ABC News’ Devin Dwyer (@devindwyer) reports:    On the president’s 50th birthday, First Lady Michelle Obama says her husband’s ever graying hair is “proof” he’s handled his the job well, and deserves re-election in 2012.

“Every day, I see Barack make choices he knows will affect every American family,” Mrs. Obama said in an email blast to supporters. “That’s no small task for anyone — and more proof that he’s earning every last one of those gray hairs.”

Perhaps he’s earning them because he’s watching the economy burn around his ears, and virtually every idea he offers and/or tries is a complete failure. Maybe he cares, maybe not. Doesn’t matter when he is mostly incompetent (mostly, because he has done a good job in quietly authorizing the killing of Islamic jihadis. He’s apparently learned at least one thing during his tenure).

Of course, this is probably the best argument they have: what else can they hold up?

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6 Responses to “Michelle Obama Says Barry Deserves 2nd Because He’s Going Gray”

  1. captainfish says:
    August 4, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    He doesnt care. If he chose to pay attention he wouldn’t even care then. Why bother himself with the trivialities of the lower class? He’s just worried where his next golf game and burger are going to come from.

    Besides, I really don’t think he has made any decision since coming to office. Platitudes and malaise speeches don’t engender the speaker to action.

  2. William Teach says:
    August 4, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    Yeah, you’re right. It’s simply amazing that someone as unqualified and worthless could be elected once, god forbid a a possible 2nd time.

  3. gitarcarver says:
    August 5, 2011 at 1:03 am

    If having grey hair was the standard then he needs to leave now as he has been causing far too many people to have grey hair from worry.

  4. Word says:
    August 5, 2011 at 9:23 am

    Obama deserves to be UNEMPLOYED…that is what he has given America and I think its only fair that he share in the fruits of his work.

  5. captainfish says:
    August 5, 2011 at 9:47 am

    Heard story on national news this morning… the veterans coming back after serving part time guard duty are having a real hard time finding employment due to the high unemployment. And this even with their veterans status. Many are choosing to go full-time active military.

    I wonder what our unemployment would be if we didn’t have 20 million+ illegals in our country?

    We are quickly losing our country and our heritage.

  6. Political Clown Parade says:
    August 6, 2011 at 4:13 am

    I’ve got you linked at http://politicalclownparade.blogspot.com/2011/08/carters-naive-heir-and-his-illusions-of.html

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