I’ve always hated the phrase “jumped the shark.” It was entirely overused in past years. And, when it comes to anthropogenic global warming, they jumped the shark years ago. And continue to jump even bigger ones. But, this time, they have literally jumped the shark (story via Tom Nelson through James Delingpole)
(Yahoo News) Scientists said on Tuesday that they had discovered the world’s first hybrid sharks in Australian waters, a potential sign the predators were adapting to cope with climate change.
The mating of the local Australian black-tip shark with its global counterpart, the common black-tip, was an unprecedented discovery with implications for the entire shark world, said lead researcher Jess Morgan.
There is zero evidence provided for the assertion in the scientific news article fable, just innuendo….well, wishful guessing. Morgan even says “This is evolution in action.” Why can’t it simply be evolution? Why can’t it simply be two drunk sharks getting their groove on? Animals have mated with other similar animals for, oh, billions of years, creating new sub-species. But, no, the implication is that this only happened because someone, probably Maggie (who also made my contacts melt this morning) or Smitty (occupocalypse zombies!), refuses to live in a cave.
Delingpole says the final result, via the East Anglia climate computers, could be
End of 2018: Great White Tiger Bull Salty Polar Bear Pigeon Hybrid breeds with ants. Result: everyone who hasn’t been got already now gets eaten because that’s the thing about ants, they’re everywhere.
Or, maybe they’ll develop lasers in their eyes, and take over the world. Hey, climate change could make it happen! It’s up to you deniers to prove me wrong.
[…] Pirate’s Cove was nice enough to link, even though I caused some pain in his wallet and probab… […]
Wait, lemme get this straight: a black-tipped reef shark mates with another black-tipped reef shark (albeit a “minority ethnicity” black-tipped reef shark) and produces (TA – DUM!!) a black-tipped reef shark that’s a KILLER MUTANT!!!
Keep tryin’, guys…
[…] UPDATE: More at Pirate’s Cove. […]
Well, you know, you had a warm water shark mating with a slightly less warm water shark, so, obviously, it can’t be that one said “oh, baby, you look HOT tonight”, it has to be someone charging their iPhone and changing the climate.
It’s amazing that the Warmists think that all animals have a specific range of temps that they can survive in, and that the temps have always been that way. They are definitely flat earthers.
It’s like the set up to the world’s worst joke. “What do you get if you cross a shark and another shark?”