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It’s all about blaming Mom and Dad. And Republicans. Conservatives. The last 4 years of the Romney presidency….huh? He hasn’t been president? That’s weird.

(Daily Caller) A new video from the founders of a celebrated advertising agency features children “of the future” singing about the aftermath of a Mitt Romney presidency: A world where sick people are required to “just die,” the atmosphere is “frying,” gays can be “fixed” and “oil fills the sea.”

The children, who stare blankly at the camera throughout the video, even take pains to explicitly mention that they blame “mom and dad” for all those horrors.

The video — produced by the founders of the advertising agency Goodby Silverstein & Partners, which came up with the famous tagline “Got milk?” and boasts clients like Cheetos, Netflix, the National Basketball Association and Nintendo — asks viewers, “What Would The Children Of The Future Say If We Let Them Down This November?”

What would they say?

Darleen Click says Honey Boo Boo’s mother is Parent of the Year in comparison. The Lonely Conservative points out that children are off-limits, unless you are a leftist tool. The Other McCain wants to make these children cry. The Daley Gator isn’t impressed by the Leftist tools using kids.

Here are the lyrics

Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the sea

We don’t have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuff

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you

We haven’t killed all the polar bears
But it’s not for lack of trying
Big Bird is sacked
The Earth is cracked
And the atmosphere is frying

Congress went home early
They did their best we know
You can’t cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it’s welfare dough

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you

Find a park that is still open
And take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place
To build a weapon in space
But you can write off your au pair

It’s a little awkward to tell you
But you left us holding the bag
When we look around
The place is all dumbed down
And the long term’s kind of a drag

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And yeah, we’re blaming you

You did your best
You failed the test

Mom and Dad
We’re blaming you!

That’s strange, nothing in there about $5 trillion plus in new debt, trillion dollar deficits, record numbers of people on food stamps, Social Security disability, and welfare, nothing about record numbers of people dropping out of the jobs market and long term unemployment, “kill lists”, letting our enemies, and government employees, know that the government will not ride in to rescue our people, wasting a trillion dollars on a Stimulus that failed….you know the hit list. It’s led be a SCOAMF, elected in 2008 on a platform of Hope and Change.

And, yes, this pro-Obama. The tagline over at Youtube for the video is “Re-electing President Obama is a momentous decision that will require every single voter.” Make sure to add your down-twinkles.

Crossed at Right Wing News and Stop The ACLU.