Is this really necessary? Perhaps we could make make scallops the national shellfish, something else that I am extremely allergic to. Will Congress be handing out einephrine pens, too? :)

Is this really necessary? Perhaps we could make make scallops the national shellfish, something else that I am extremely allergic to. Will Congress be handing out einephrine pens, too? :)
But you see, this is very important. You see, we have to… uh… well, it’s important because if we don’t then… you know… actually… so as you can see, we will all die if this doesn’t happen. And then children will die. It’s for the children, how dare you complain, you child murderer!
Rather wise of me to live in “the City of Oaks (Raleigh)”, when alergic to Oak, eh?