Go here for the Kerry’s Global Test. Hat tip to Instapundit for finding it at Transterrestrial Musings.
As for me: We’re sorry, but your score of -2900 is not sufficiently high to justify your imperialistic foreign adventure. You will be billed for this test, and you may take it again, by pressing the “Repeat Test” button below.
If you choose not to repeat the test, you may report to UN headquarters and attempt the standard diplomatic approach. We apologize for the inconvenience, but with luck, you may get approval within a decade.
I would like negative credit for moving the UN to Haiti.