Avast, me hearties, it is time to reveal that the Eysle of Whoa!, where ye Pirate’s Cove is located, is an elephant shaped eysland just north of West Friesland, on the Map of the Empire of Blogs, from whence our Letters of Marquis allow us to strike out and raid, pillage, and plunder any ship of commerce or war that has sailed from the nation-states of Moonbat and Demorat. Aaarrrrhhhh!

Empire of the Blogs
In the pre-Marxist era, corrupt aristocrats, bloodsuckers of the people, dominated Central Europe. Not content to oppress the people individually, they joined together, to form a Blogging Empire. Here it is comrades —- The Empire of the Blogs Here i…