From the USAToday (online version of course. No way I am paying .75 cents for it)
GREENSBURG, La. (AP) — These eager beavers had a whole new
slant on money laundering.A bag of bills stolen from a casino was snapped up by
beavers who wove thousands of dollars in soggy currency into the sticks and
brush of their dam on a creek in eastern Louisiana."They hadn’t torn the bills up. They were still whole,"
said Maj. Michael Martin of the East Feliciana Parish sheriff’s office.The money was part of $70,000 to $75,000 taken last week
from the Lucky Dollar Casino in Greensburg.
What can one say after that?