Monthly Archives: November 2004

It’s Alive!

Fat Mike has crawled out of his cave (after eating pounds of candy) to come up with this gem: 17 Reasons Not To Slit Your Wrists…by Michael Moore Dear Friends, Ok, it sucks. Really sucks. But before you go and cash it all in, let’s, in the words of Monty Python, “always look on the […]

Elizabeth Edwards

When it is all said and done, it is just politics, it taint personal. I completely disagree with Mr Edwards, and some of what Elizabeth has said. However, I would like to send my most heartfelt wishes to Elizabeth Edwards and the whole Edwards family. God willing, everything will turn out all right. If you […]

There They Go!

Looks like the demorats are trying to leave: Canadian immigration officials have reported a huge increase in the number of requests for Canadian citizenship in the past twenty-four hours, with over fifty-five million such inquiries pouring in since late Tuesday night. Of those fifty-five million requests, well over 99.99% of them came from U.S. citizens, […]

The Rats Board the Good Ship Bush

So NOW the EU rats want back on board the USS Bush: BRUSSELS, Belgium (Reuters) — European Union leaders will present a reconstruction aid package to Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi on Friday, as the bloc seeks a fresh start with U.S. President George W. Bush after bitter internal divisions over Iraq. Well, that didn’t […]

Typepad users

The new Rich Text format is looking good. When you first use it, you may be a bit apprehensive, because of the size of the letters that appear whey typing. However, the "normal" font, while appearing larger when typing, will come out the same standard size. Or you can use smaller fonts, or colored fonts. […]

“I shoulda gone to America”

Could be that the reason they do not know what is wrong with Arafat is that he is still sitting in the socialist paradises waiting room.

Pauvres, Pauvres, Pussy Cat Jacques Chirac

It’s just so terrible’! Soak all the Kerry flags in bleach, and get the peasants on to making flag holders. Oh, and make sure our embassies take down their flags. We do not want a repeat of the Americans Lybia action. Our Ambassador is still cleaning his shorts out. (A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)

Syndication

The Cap’n started to write a little something on aggregators, how to use them, how to hook up the people you syndicate, etc, but my hand just hurts to much. So, since it is going to take another day or 2 to complete, I would ask that, if you have any tips, tricks, advice, etc, […]

My Buddies at the Guardian

Bunch of sore losers. And it ‘taint even their election. So, as they say in jolly old England, they can piss off. “I am deeply ashamed to call myself American,” wrote another, while, “I’m ashamed to be English,” countered a third, in a competitive orgy of shame. Lots of people talked about powerlessness. “And that,” […]

Now THIS is Important

May 19th, May 19th, May 19th. It’s like waiting for Election Day!

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