First, we had the problem with gay penguins. Then, the issue with letting gay penguins be gay penguins. Now, they are on a 40 city tour.

First, we had the problem with gay penguins. Then, the issue with letting gay penguins be gay penguins. Now, they are on a 40 city tour.
Sniff, sniff. It makes me feel kind of sentimental. The very first concert I ever went to was the Village People.
Of course, I remember them being taller.
Gay Penguins
It’s time to comment on the whole gay penguin brouhaha. Bremerhaven’s Zoo am Meer said it would introduce four extra female penguins from Sweden to the group to see if the males really were gay.
But zoo director Heike Kueck said “gay groups worldw…
http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/archives/2005/09/feeling_a_touch.html
Feeling a touch of its old nemesis anomie, the half-vast editorial staff ranged a bit farther than usual in search of distraction in the predawn hours. And what better way to while away the morning than to combine the pompous…