Puppy Blender left for the weekend and has been hacked!
Basil’s depressed. Go cheer him up.
Sortapundit’s car needs a saving. Let’s help him out by suing the guys who took his name.
Janette is using string and tin cans to connect to the internet(s). Go play. We’ll just blame Jody ;)

I didn’t do it and you can’t prove a thing! ;)