Ye Ogre has tagged me with the "If I could be…." meme. Hah! I like memes. Let’s get to it, shall we? I will have have the rules and who I tag at in the "read more" section.
If I could be a scientist, I would invent a super battery that could be used to power anything cheaply, and then gouge the hell out of the world. Bwahahahahaha!
If I could be a lawyer, I would find a way to sue the crap out of every NC Congress Critter for failure to do their jobs, some way, some how. Then I would dance on their bones.
If I could be a professor, I would teach (get it?) all the youngsters that Liberalism is evil, and that they should try thinking for themselves. Then teach them about tequila. No salt, no lime. Tequila with salt and lime is weak.
If I could be an innkeeper, does the movie Motel Hell ring a bell?
If I could be an athlete, I would spend every day surfing at spots all around the world, seeing the pretty senoritas in their pirate thongs, partying every night.
So here’s how it works. Immediately following there is a list of 18 19 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be…" Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.
For example, if the selected occupation was "pirate" you might take the phrase "If I could be a pirate…" and add to it "I would sail the 7 Seas, dating lasses from around the worlde." See how easy that is? Here’s the list:
If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
So who do I tag? Hmm. I have used the randomization method, and come up with Jeremy at his new Warmonger digs, Jody would surely like to steal this meme, and my SF Giant buddy moehawk of Oystersnout.
Update: Jeremy has done his. Jody has hers up. Kris at Dummocrats has joined in as well. I like people that take charge. I also apologize for not blogrolling Dummocrats, thought I had. Fixed.
More: Oystersnout has his up.
I like the tequila one! Ever try Patron brand?
Okay Teach, gimmie a few.
I’m getting in a “discussion” over social security at the moment. (Guess who I let back in until he goes off again?) This could be fun!
tag…i’m it
William Teach, the famous blogging pirate has tagged me for this fun meme
Uh Jeremy, I think you’re supposed to select your own questions.
I know. I meant gimmie a few MINUTES!
lemme see…
linguist
lawyer
librarian
architect
writer
I’ll try and keep it to a few thousand words this time. ;)
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Teach has hooked me up with the If I were a… meme that he picked up from Ogre who got it from..HEY! he started it! We actually know the source of a meme! YAY! If I could be a linguist…I…
Jay: never had that style. Usually go Cuervo gold or 1812.
Jeremey: looks like it went well. Maybe the convo regarding discussion rather then argument was witnessed?
Patty Jo: Hi!
If you ever try Patron…get the silver. 100% pure blue agave! Make sure it’s a special occassion! The stuff is about $70 a bottle! Best tequila you’ll ever drink! If you want to save a little money…just look for it in the next bar you go to…a shot will only run you about $5.
I doubt it. I’m fully expecting to be forced to ban him before the month is out. He was on double secret probation due to the nasty name calling incident and I’m still a bit peaved about it.
Water under the bridge my ass.
well, it is up to him to be civil, Jeremy. Stick by your guns. Your rules, your blog.
Jay, I check around, but kinda hard to get good liqour down here, since the state runs the stores. Will have to wait till I head to NJ over the summer.
If I Could Be…
No one tagged me, but I thought it’d be fun to do this memearama. The idea is that: you must select at least 5 of the ocupations listed below (feel free to select more). You may add more if you…
If I Could Be…
No one tagged me, but I thought it’d be fun to do this memearama. The idea is that: you must select at least 5 of the ocupations listed below (feel free to select more). You may add more if you…
Tequila? That stuff will kill ya! Scotch, good Scotch.
I bit to fancy for moi. Give me a good grog any day. That, or a nice micro-brew.
Hell, I think I’m more of a Pirate than you sometimes.
RUM!
I currently have four different bottles and only one says Bacardi on it. None of them are Malibu. (Gallon Bacardi Light, 1/5 Parrot Bay, 1/5 Cabana Boy, 1/5 Captain M.) I’m in need of replenishment though. All of the bottles are down to the last couple of inches.
Probably so, J. I actually only have 1 bottle, Barcadi 1812. Hard to get other then regular stuff around here. Not a bottle of rum in the house.
I am actually a beer drinker, for the most part.
If I Could Be… meme
The Thong Pirate tagged moehawk, who in turn tagged me with the “If I Could Be…” meme that Ogre started.
If I could be a llama-rider I would sing the Llama song as I rode circles around the Llama Butchers’ houses taunting them (Yay Arsenic Hour)…