Letter, I got Letter

April 20, 2005 – 11:44 am

I have only posted an email once, but I think this one deserves a response:

What the hell is the matter with you? Do you not understand the difference between using me and my? And all the extra "e’s" in words. Take some remedial english classes, moron." Debbie

First of all, this is probably from one of my smartalek friends. But, I’ll make like it isn’t.

The name of my blog is Pirate’s Cove, Debbie. Using me instead of my is supposed to be sort of Olde English and Piratical. So is the use of "e’s" at the end of words. ‘Taint easy to type in Pirate or Olde English, Debbie. Trust me on that. Which is why I do not do it that much beyond some me’s instead of my’s, and adding the extra e’s now and then. Maybe some Aaarrrr’s and Avast!

Second, the word English should always be capitalized. You’re welcome for the lesson.

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8 Responses to “Letter, I got Letter”

  1. Ogre says:
    April 20, 2005 at 12:10 pm

    Arrrh, me hearties! Wherefore does she be showin’ up, a-trying to tell the old pirates which’n form of ye English ye be usin’? Shiver me timbers if she donna be preparin’ for ye olde bording party soon. It’s a pirate’s life for me!

  2. phin says:
    April 20, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    I wonder if she can feel the sting that me friend William Teach just delivered with a slap to her arse.

    I bet she’s a hippy and go overlooked by somebody out wenching, thus her unresolved anger towards pirates.

    Why can’t trolls figure out if you’re going to criticize someone’s grammar / language you’d best be bullet proof.

    i bet she are a engrish major two.

  3. Cao says:
    April 20, 2005 at 2:46 pm

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate’s life for me – We pillage, we plunder we rifle and loot

    Drink up me hearties, yo ho We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot

    Drink up me hearties, yo ho

    I think they cleaned that up a bit, there mate, I thought they pillaged and raped…what’s this about plunder? At any rate, ARRRGGGGGHHH ME MATEY, pass the schnapps, and whiskey for me boys all ’round!

  4. William Teach says:
    April 20, 2005 at 2:46 pm

    I be waiting to so if this scurvy lass be a friend or just plain troll.

    I do no mind people spelling things wrong, but, like you said phine (Englishized it), ye better make sure your own stuff be proper lest ye be hoisted on ye own petard.

  5. Janette says:
    April 20, 2005 at 9:17 pm

    Who lit the fuse on her tampon?

  6. Maggie says:
    April 21, 2005 at 9:49 am

    Janette, you go girl!

  7. William Teach says:
    April 21, 2005 at 1:00 pm

    Woooooooooo! Janette!

    I haven’t heard squat from my friend who tends to do things like that, so I would say that it is probably a troll.

  8. Happy Batson-Jones says:
    April 21, 2005 at 5:14 pm

    Someone needs to learn that it’s tacky and rude to criticize someone’s English.

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