Monthly Archives: April 2005

Yar, it be in pirate, yar

April 15, 2005 – 9:17 pm

Via Jody at Steal the Bandwagon: OAK RIDGE, Tenn. — Sam Brobst took a "Learning Your Spiritual Gift" course at Full Life Center, a charismatic church, and felt the Lord leading him to prophesy during meetings. But when Brobst opened his mouth the first time, he and others were surprised by what came out: pirate […]

By William Teach Posted in Pyratical Silliness 2 Comments

An Ode To Work

April 15, 2005 – 8:46 pm
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

April 15, 2005 – 10:19 am

The age old question. Well, I have the answer: VALLEJO, Calif. — A big-rig truck carrying nearly 5,000 chickens to a Petaluma processing plant caused a major "fowl up" early Monday morning after it overturned on a state highway, disrupting traffic for nearly five hours. Officer M. Williford of the California Highway Patrol said the […]

By William Teach Posted in Pyratical Silliness 5 Comments

Mary Mapes with a Vengence

April 15, 2005 – 8:50 am

cBS News and those associated with it are going to have a wee bit of a problem come November. She is going to be releasing a "tell all" book, and she probably knows where the bodies are buried for the fake Guard story. Mapes received a mid-six-figure advance from St. Martin’s Press for "The Other […]

By William Teach Posted in New World Happenings 1 Comment

The Penguins are Back

April 14, 2005 – 9:08 pm

Seems as if the gay penguins are back in the news. “PENGUINS which zoo keepers believed were gay have picked up four females from another zoo for breeding. Six endangered Humboldt penguin pairs had tests when they failed to breed – and were found to be male. Now they have turned their attentions to the […]

By William Teach Posted in Humor 4 Comments

10K Nabbed: will the DU seethe?

April 14, 2005 – 5:06 pm

Via CNN: More than 10,000 fugitives from justice have been captured in a nationwide, weeklong dragnet involving federal, state and local authorities, said the U.S. Marshals Service, which led the effort. Operation FALCON lasted from April 4 – 10 and marks the largest number of arrests ever recorded during a single operation. Well, that is […]

By William Teach Posted in New World Happenings 3 Comments

DC answers the Book meme

April 14, 2005 – 12:51 pm

Daisy Cutter has done the Book Meme. Go here to see what he has to say. (trackback will come later: Haloscan doesn’t work at work) Of course, looks like the Ecosphere did not run last night, so a TB might not matter.

By William Teach Posted in Meme-arama 1 Comment

Sgrena is Back

April 14, 2005 – 8:37 am

and cBS seems to be buying her BS. In an article entitled "Italian Journalist: U.S. Lied", they reiterate many of Sgrena’s talking points, and, forgive me if I am wrong, look to paint the United States as the bad guy. Does cBS realize that the USA is their home country? Apparently not. In a long, […]

By William Teach Posted in War On Terrorism 2 Comments

Leave your lighter

April 14, 2005 – 7:46 am

Beginning today, flyers are no longer allowed to bring lighters on board airline flights into the passenger compartment. Lighters have already been banned for over 30 years from the cargo area, ie, none in your checked baggage. This has already been announced 45 days ago, so people do not have much recourse to b*tch and […]

By William Teach Posted in War On Terrorism 5 Comments

Design a Stamp

April 13, 2005 – 10:31 pm

  Blogs for Bush is having a design contest for a new stamp. (hat tip blogoddess Beth) ” So we’re proposing our own “response” to this (the nutbags who made the nasty kill Bush stamps as art). Blogs For Bush is going to have a stamp design contest, where you can put your Photoshop skills […]

By William Teach Posted in War On Terrorism 4 Comments
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