Kerry still the butt

May 12, 2005 – 7:19 am

From Jay Leno last night:

"A plane came within 3 miles of the White House today. Did you hear about this? That’s closer then John Kerry ever came."

And closer then the Dems will come anytime in at least the next 10-20 years, minimum.

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6 Responses to “Kerry still the butt”

  1. Ogre says:
    May 12, 2005 at 7:47 am

    I don’t know — if Republicans, especially in the Senate, keep being wimps and spending money, they’re going to lose. They’re certainly not giving me any reasons to vote for them.

  2. Maggie says:
    May 12, 2005 at 8:23 am

    I hear ya, Ogre….but the Dems always give me more reasons NOT to vote for them!

  3. Jay says:
    May 12, 2005 at 9:35 am

    I’m going with Maggie and the pirate on this one Ogre. While dissapointed with much of what the republicans are doing, they are still always the better of the two.

  4. Makrothumeo says:
    May 12, 2005 at 10:00 am

    Mmmph…Much as I hate to say this, I never underestimate the ability of the American people to fall for some lie repeated ad nauseum by James Carville or others of his ilk…”It’s the Economy, Stupid!” got us 8 years of the Beltway Hillbillies, so don’t count your decades before they unfold…people aren’t wed to common sense, they’ve come to see elections as a referendum on whose going to give them the most…

  5. John Kerry says:
    May 12, 2005 at 10:07 am

    Avast! Ye are certainly out to shiver me timbers with yer satire.

    I too will be votin on the side of the right. Keep it to yerself though.

  6. Jeremy says:
    May 12, 2005 at 7:12 pm

    …okay, I’m waiting for him to come back and change his vote….

    This is John “Flip-Flop” Kerry after all…

    (Maybe that’s what the F. in his name really means?)

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