Monthly Archives: May 2005

Caption Contest

“Excuse me, your crotch is in my way.” Linked to the OTB Caption Jam

The “F” Bomb

Let me scroll through my files to find where I should place this story. Morons>Idiots>Boneheads>Dumbass> ah, here we go. Nimrods. (NEW YORK) Channel 2 TV reporter Arthur Chi’en has been fired for shouting the "F" word at tw hecklers during his live report at a subway train station. Chi’en was doiing a story about Metro […]

Muslim Hypocrisy

Via Steve at Secure Liberty comes an article at the Opinion Journal, which, it should be noted, is written by a Muslim. As a Muslim, I am able to purchase copies of the Quran in any bookstore in any American city, and study its contents in countless American universities. American museums spend millions to exhibit […]

You might just be lazy

if you have to use the back of a spoon to make peanut butter toast because you ran out of clean knives.

The Bonfire of the Koran

So the Muslim extremists got all bent out of shape over the supposed desecration of a Koran (Quran?) as reported by Newsweak, despite there being no evidence, and are still up in arms despite Newsweak retracting the story. Hmm. They don’t seem to have an issue with the real story, which was that a Muslim […]

Say it ain’t so, Babs?

“It is not the role of the Senate to obstruct the process and prevent numbers of highly qualified nominees from even being given the opportunity for a vote on the Senate floor.” Sen. Barbara Boxer, Congressional Record, May 14, 1997 (via Urban Grounds) Oops. Not exactly new news, Michelle Malkin had an article about this […]

Couple things

I hope everyone enjoys the Patriotic Pinup photo’s on the left sidebar. Photo’s, you say? Yup, photos. Hit refresh. Abracadabra, a new photo! I ran across a java script in my attempt to help Beth at MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy with a script. If you want this one, let me know. The great thing […]

Revenge of the Sith

Two words: Kick asssssss!

Still not getting it

From head loon, the Daily Kos: Damn you, Newsweek!!! Taking the lead of the White House—as all patriotic American boys and girls should do—C&J officially blames Newsweek for the following: Droughts, floods and hailstorms. Fleas. The Cs, Ds and Fs I got in school. Computer freeze-up. Peeling paint. Graffiti. Potholes. My handwriting. Trolls. Clogged pipes […]

Dems offer more smear on Bolton

They. Just. Don’t. Get. It. All the Dems, in this case the Senate Dems, go for the smear tactic. This is school yard tactics. Juvenile. John R. Bolton planned to ask then-CIA Director George Tenet to help punish a government intelligence analyst who disagreed with Bolton, and then misled a Senate committee about the matter, […]

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