SANTA MONICA, Ca – First one democrat jumped to its death. Then stunned Demoherders, who had left the herd to seethe while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, liberal media reported.
In the end, 450 dead Progressives lay on top of one another in a billowy pink pile, the socialist newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned, libs reported.
“There’s nothing we can do. They’re all wasted,” Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of 26 families whose democrats were seething together in the herd, was quoted as saying by Aksam.
The estimated loss to families in the town of Santa Monica, located in western California, tops $30.00, due to the low resale value of seething Democrats. “We were hoping the seething would stop at some point. I guess it became to much for them.”
Great symbolism of something that really is happening to the liberals symbolically. Entertaining too. You’ve got talent matey. Let me guess though…the news is a little too good to be true…somehow..Teddy Kennedy survives the fall doesn’t he?
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this one! Awesome.
(I think it helps I read the sheep story earlier today).
Lol, I also read the sheep story earlier, but this version is much better!
But isn’t $30.00 is bit much for a bunch of moonbats?
Hilarious Teach! I feel sorry for the sheep…not so bad for the dems…hehe ;)
Nice. Now the question is – who was first over the cliff? And was she a passenger in Teddy K’s car?
If only there could be such perfect set up stories in the papers all the time. :)
That’s funny, we heard that those were Republicans jumping off a cliff in Texas…
donde esta Teach?
Jim H.
No actually, Moonbats are quite a bit more valuable than Wingers who are a dime a dozen.
;)