Hey, y’all, Jebediah here. During a recent trip to the Sargasso Sea, where someone *cough Dave cough* forgot to fill the gas tanks, and we had to try and sail, the mates used the abundence of time to conduct a poll on the most important technology of the past 10 years. The data breaks down as such:
- Automated Checkout Scanner 96%
- Cell phone 1%
- Tag Body Spray 1%
- Vibrating Razors 1%
- Don’t know 1%
- Poll conducted of 123,567 males ranging in age from 18-76, through phone calls, emails, and one on line solicitation. Screw the margin of error. 74% answered the follow up question as to why they picked that particular bit of technology
According to the follow up questions, we have learned that the Automated Checkout Scanner (ACS) was considered the most important due to them giving men the ability to get tampons and other feminine hygiene products without people noticing, and without the need for the cashier to put out a call for the price over the PA system.
The cell phone answer came from men who were p-whipped. And one transvestite prositute. Tag Body Spray and Vibrating razor answers were apparently given by men who think higher of themselves then they should, and buy into the TV bullshit. Don’t know apparently came from Democratic hippies. We think one was John Edwards.
We hope this helps.
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