Geez, can this any more perfect for today?
BEIJING – A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America’s 42nd president.
“The Clinton condom will be the top of our line,” he (Spokesman Liu Wenhua of the Guangzhou Rubber Group) said. “The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good.”
I wonder if the Lewinsky condom will be blue? It’s sure going to end up with a similar stain.

HAAYY!!!! DO THEM CONDIM’S TASTE LIKE CIGGAR’S???