Hey, y’all, Jebediah here, bringin some more White Trash merriment. More fun things to discuss then those wacky political people, how about a dose of Chinese Rednecks? (h/t I Hate My Cubicle, which may or may not be work friendly)
At about 6 p.m. on August 6, two students walked out of their library in Jilin University and looked up. “Look! A flying dragon appears in the sky!†A student named Li captured an image of the dragon on his picture-phone, providing the second instance of photo documentation of a dragon flying over China so far this summer. “When I was walking out of the library, I saw a bright, animal-shaped object flying in the sky, heading southeast. It was incredibly dazzling, just like a gigantic dragon. I immediately took a picture of this unusual event on my cellphone,†said excitedly Li, a student at Jilin University, Jilin province.
Um, yeah, sure, OK. Check the story out for the photo. Gawdawful funny!
Next on the menu, poor Santa!
Santa Claus will receive $5,000 in compensation from the Danish air force after an F-16 fighter jet frightened one of his reindeers to death.
Finally, Rednecks in Peru:
One minute Jonathan Reed was hiking with his golden retriever in a forest in Seattle. The next, his pet was being torn apart by a "grey" — an alien being with an elongated head, smelling of rotting fruit.
A scene from a sci-fi film? No, maintains Reed, a former child-developmental psychologist who says he took the alien home and lived with it for nine days in which it communicated via telepathy and was able to pull thoughts from his mind.
Was the grey’s name Mary Jane? And does Mr Reed vote Democratic?
