Silly Thoughts

How cool would it be if a BJ’s Wholesale Club, a Dick’s Sporting Goods, and a Hummer dealership right next to each other?

How bad will the meltdown be when the Koolaid Kids realize that *GASP* George Bush is NOT running for President in 2008 and they wasted all that time after the 2004 elections?

Sex sells, but people cannot remember what it is selling.

It’s a shame that Saddam will not be speaking English while on trial. Something is always lost in translation.

Please tell me I didn’t just see a Cheerios commercial that was mostly in Spanish.

If a lottery was held in Iraq to win the chance to wack Hussein, how high would he chances be? I would guess about 1in 26 million.

There are other victims of Katrina:

On the animal side, too, life is turned upside down.

Accustomed to a parade of humanity as part of their habitat, the great apes are wary of the sudden stillness. Suspicious by nature, they have taken to hiding behind bushes, peeking out guardedly whenever workers come by.

Panya and Jean, the zoo’s two elephants, crave attention. At 5 tons and with flanks hard as concrete, Jean is a puckish entertainer who seems to miss her audience.

She perked up when a National Guard unit National Guard unit set up camp in the parking lot. Whenever the guardsmen visited, she’d come running, says Dan Maloney, Audubon’s curator.

"They may have been sneaking her treats. I don’t know."

The media seemed to have no problem taking the Constitution Right to march away from the Nazi’s in Toledo, but making sure that gang members were given theirs when the looted, pillaged, and burned. I’m sure Kerry approved. It was reminiscent of Genghis Khan.

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3 Responses to “Silly Thoughts”

  1. Stacy says:

    My you’re blunt today.

  2. Feel a cold coming on. Which hopefully explains some of the typing errors :)

  3. Ogre says:

    Cheerois in Spanish? You must be in North Mexico, er… I mean North Carolina.

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