Hey, now, this Wilma is not being a good girl like Fred’s Wilma. Being a VERY bad girl (can you sense a theme for today?):
It’s been confirmed: Hurricane Wilma, with a pressure of 882 mb, is the most intense hurricane on record in the Atlantic Basin. Wilma, after undergoing a stunning intensifcation overnight, is now a catastrophic Category 5 hurricane packing sustained winds of 175 mph. The eye of the violent storm is now following a wobbling WNW track through the western Caribbean with a turn toward the NW expected within the next 24 hours.
She’s a tiny storm, overall, but, nothing to play with. If only Slick had given more thought to all the pollutants that SUV’s put out, leading to global warming, when he relaxed the rules. Tsk, tsk. Bad Bill.
PS: how long till someone at the NOAA or in the MSM realizes that the alphabet does not end in "W?"
For "X": Xander, Xenobia, Xanthe
For "Y": Yadira, Yolanda, Yetta (I want yeb vas, but that won’t happen)
For "Z": Zack, Zeus, Zanebono
