Monthly Archives: October 2005

Penguin Wars

Oh, Lord, he found more penguin stuff. Penguin Conspiracies: they’re EVIL! Be afraid, very afraid. Free Waterfall, Sr.: Look, nobody enjoys shooting penguins. But if you have to shoot penguins, well, you might as well enjoy it. Leela: I’m sorry, but if it’s fun in any way, it’s not environmentalism. Free Waterfall, Sr.: Oh, really? […]

I Reckon I Be Flabbergasted

Hey, y’all, Jebediah here. FIrst off, a great "Duh" moment: Couch potatoes may quickly accumulate a type of deep abdominal fat that contributes to diabetes and other metabolic problems — but regular exercise can prevent or even reverse the process, according to researchers. Their study of overweight, sedentary adults found that those who started working […]

Creating Little Progressives

This is how it starts DURHAM, N.C. — Dozens of Duke University students spent time Tuesday in court after being cited in August for underage drinking. Durham police and Alcohol Law Enforcement (ALE) officers cited 175 Duke students for underage drinking during the first week of classes after officers raided three parties at houses off-campus […]

Bonfire of the Vanities

This weeks Bonfire is up at This Blog Is Full Of Crap. One of the most interesting formats I have seen as of yet. Go visit.

Sell The Turnpike? It’s Not a Joke

When I first heard this on Rush’s show while driving around Raleigh looking for lighbulbs yesterday (you wouldn’t believe how hard it was to find a certain type), I though it was a joke: New Jersey, the state with the most highways per square mile, may sell the best-known of them all — the 148-mile […]

American Flag Bidness

Another special member who be joining the American Flag League, Aarrrrr! Give a big hand to Publius Rendezvous. Welcome aboard, Matey!

Penguin Poop

First we had gay penguins, now we have penguin poop: The inventor of artificial testicles for dogs, Nigerian Internet scammers and a team that calculated the pressures created when penguins poop won Ig Nobel prizes for 2005 on Thursday. The spoof prizes, awarded by the science humor magazine Annals of Improbable Research, are presented at […]

Say It Ain’t So, Howard

Is Howard Dean getting a clue? Howard Dean is no longer screaming – he’s scheming. The failed presidential candidate whose howling adieu to the Iowa caucuses helped seal his fate as a presidential candidate is plotting to overhaul the Democratic Party. Borrowing ideas from President Bush’s re-election campaign, Madison Avenue and his own Internet-driven White […]

Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup

Getting closer!!!! Will liberals dress as sane people on Halloween?

Devils Beat Rags

And, yes, don’t expect many posts when the Devils lose (such as to the Flygirls on Friday!) However, it is still not to early to say Vezina for Marty Brodeur. Once again, he was incredible in goal, as the Rangers outshot the Devs 13-1 in the first and 13-7 in second. And with the Devils […]

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