Hey, y’all, jebediah here. It’s that time of the week again. Now, this here would cause any Liberal to run screaming:
BENTONVILLE, Ark. – It looked like a crime scene, but no charges will be filed after Wayne Goldsberry killed a buck with his bare hands in his daughter’s bedroom.
The engagement lasted an exhausting 40 minutes, but Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter’s home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.
PERRY TOWNSHIP, Mich. – For the second time in two years, a wedding reception guest in Shiawassee County has lost part of a finger during a fight.
This time, Philip L. Michalek, of Morrice, is accused of biting off the tip of another man’s thumb during a scuffle Saturday night outside the Perry Township Hall, police said.
The Raleigh City Council on Tuesday enacted mandatory water conservation rules because Falls Lake, the city’s drinking water supply, is 7 feet below normal.
Raleigh’s restrictions went into effect at midnight. The restrictions limit when residents can irrigate their lawns; they ban the washing of sidewalks, patios, decks, driveways and parking lots; and they allow vehicles to be washed only at professional car washes, among other prohibitions. Violators can be fined up to $500.
Included in this ban is that water will NOT be served at restaurants except upon request. Them Damnyankee snobs will certainly raise their noses at not being served their tap water automatically.
Y’all go see some of the other White Trash Wednesday folks, left sidebare.
