White Trash Friday: A Shrine To Paris

December 9, 2005 – 7:20 am

Sorry, Jebediah isn’t here today, but this is right up his alley

CRANSTON, R.I. – See Paris Hilton in all her seductive splendor, striking a provocative pose for passing motorists and spreading hot Christmas cheer in a chilly Rhode Island winter.

Blown-up images of Hilton and strings of pink Christmas lights adorn the front lawn of a home in a middle-class neighborhood of this city, part of a head-turning holiday display that pays homage to the famed hotel heiress.

The over-the-top pictorial is the work of Joe Moretti, a 38-year-old designer who was arrested last year for trespassing on Martha Stewart’s property in Maine.

I think I am going to be sick. Not the kind of news, which was one of Yahoo’s news’ Top AP Stories, that one wants to wake up to.

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3 Responses to “White Trash Friday: A Shrine To Paris”

Ogre says:

December 9, 2005 at 10:57 am

That’s just disturbing.

Teach, you clean your yard up NOW.
William Teach says:

December 9, 2005 at 11:51 am

wait till 11:54 this am. Posts get MUCH worse.
Janette says:

December 10, 2005 at 2:45 pm

I’m sure the neighbors are just thrilled to have this guy around.

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