I’m using the ATM here. You mind backing the f*ck off?
Get the hell off your phone while driving, or buy a f*cking headset. I really do not need you tailgating and almost rear-ending me at 7:20 am. Asshole.
I just want a coffee. No Latte’, no skim milk, no chocolate shavings. Gimme!

Sounds like you needed the coffee before you left the house. Your morning might have gone more smoothly.
Whoo hoo… sounds like you need to show someone the rules:
http://www.pirate-king.com/episode/1047
I just use drive up ATMs. I don’t walk up to them. That’s just asking for trouble.
Where I live, it’s not tailgaters, it’s people who drive 8 miles under the speed limit. Usually with NASCAR stickers slapped on the vehicle, somewhere. Which seems ironic to me.
Plain Black Coffee is a gift from God. People shouldn’t mess with perfection.
What’s bad is I only drink decaf. But, dammit, I just want a coffee! Not fruity stuff, especially not in the AM
double espresso mocha w/whippied cream.
or just really good black coffee, thanks!