Pirate's Cove

Now that Arnold has terminated Tookie, he deserves to be in lights (again)

• One of my movies was called "True Lies." It’s what the Democrats should have called their convention.
• I love Thanksgiving turkey…it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
• "To those critics who are so pessimistic about our terminating Tookie, I say, Don’t be execution girlie men!" (well, he could have said it!)
• Hasta la vista, baby Tookie.
• I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, ‘Thyroid problem?’
• I’ll be back. (Tookie sure doesn’t have that option)
• If they don’t have the guts, I call them girlie men.
• Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
• Mr. Freeze: I’m afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
• Mr. Freeze: If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It’s time to feast!
• "I’m not a pervert! I was just looking for a Turbo Man Doll"?
• "Put that cookie down! NOW!"
• "Remember Sully when I said I’d kill you last? I lied."
• "Don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired."