Because it is to nice a day, and so close to Christmas, that snarkiness would be wrong.
The Four Stages of Life
- You believe in Santa
- You don’t believe in Santa
- You become Santa
- You start to look like Santa
Never buy a coffee table you can’t put your feet on.
If your not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Never buy a car you cannot push.
When in panic, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
Never buy a sandwich bigger then your mouth.
There is nothing wrong with being a conesuier of french fries.
That argument with your girlfriend/wife you think you won? Guess again.
When all else fails to excite, look up at the stars. See one you like? There are billions upon billions more. That gives a pretty good chance of life.
Or try tequila.
