Monthly Archives: December 2005

WTW: Porn Tax. The Bastards!

Hey, y’all, Jebediah here, and, I reckon I must say, I am rather disturbed. How dare the Italian government put a tax on porn! Rome, December 13 – Italy has approved a controversial porn tax to stop its finances straying into the red while helping working families . The earnings of porn superstars at the […]

Arnold in Quotes

Now that Arnold has terminated Tookie, he deserves to be in lights (again) One of my movies was called "True Lies." It’s what the Democrats should have called their convention. I love Thanksgiving turkey…it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. "To those critics who are so pessimistic about our terminating […]

noroM Of the Day

Just when you think there cannot be anyone dumber as of late then Kerry, Dean, or Murtha, along comes Ken Lay Enron Corp. founder Kenneth Lay launched an impassioned plea Tuesday for former employees of the bankrupt energy company to defy a "wave of terror" by federal prosecutors and help him battle criminal charges. "It […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the 1st Day of Christmas, The Governator gave to me, Tookie lit up like an X-Mas Tree.

Michael Crook Gets Owned By McDonalds!

Back in October, I wrote a post regarding Michael "Citizens Against the Troops" Crook and his use of the McDonalds logo. This Monday, I received an email from Michael Crook (?) alerting me to the "cease and desist" email that Crook received from McDonalds. The site is here. Don’t go, though. Crook likes to use […]

American Flag Bidness

Have another great site to add to the American Flag League. Give it up for Daddyhoo! Welcome aboard, Matey!

Bye Bye, Tookie. You Won’t Be Missed

Except, of course, by those who believe the words of the co-founder of the Crips. I really hope I do not have to reiterate what the Crips have done over the years. And Tookie will finally pay for his cold blooded crimes SAN FRANCISCO – Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger refused to block the execution early Tuesday […]

Top 10 Elf Pet Peeves

An old Letterman Top 10 List 10. After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands." 9. Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act like we don’t exist. 8. Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?" 7. That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy. […]

An Almost Honest AP Report on Iraq Discussion

I am amazed by this: Moderates are imploring colleagues in Congress to tone down the rhetoric on Iraq as debate about President Bush’s war policies has become increasingly bitter and partisan. Their pleas are likely to be ignored. The war is expected to be front and center in the upcoming congressional election year, particularly in […]

Don’t Mess With Santa

Check it out. Not only does Santa try and stop the shoplifter, but he goes back at the guy. Check out the kick. PS: I wouldn’t go to the site where that video came from while at work. I ran across it while searching for funny Santa video’s, and I doubt if it is work […]

Pirate's Cove