Ha! This is priceless (h/t to Moonbattery, via SondraK)
The trees in this city have friends. Those friends were loyal enough to stand alongside Highway 99 on Sunday, underneath a row of 15 spiky, heavily pruned trees, protesting what they say is improper pruning of trees in public places.
(part removed due being asked nicely)
The group stretched yellow police tape between the trees. Protesters took turns holding a long, yellow-and-green banner that read "Stop the Torture Caused by Bad Pruning." Other signs read "Let the Trees Grow," "Stop Topping Trees," "99 Needs Trees" and "Enforce Tree Regs Now."
That reminds me. I need to check my stock in Reynolds, seeing that tin foil use is skyrocketting.
Have you ever thought about the cruelty of corn on the cob, tear it from it’s mom, skin it alive then boil it. It is horrible – maybe I need to tie myself to the corn display in the grocery store!
It’s so terrible!
Absolute morons like this make me want to support environmentalists — in a way it would be nice to move people back to before the industrial age where they’d be too busy working to get enough to eat so they wouldn’t have time for this crap.
And those who didn’t work? Starve.
But think of the leaves! ;)