“Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.”
- Tim: There he is!
- King Arthur: Where?
- Tim: There!
- King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
- Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
- King Arthur: You silly sod!
- Tim: What?
- King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
- Tim: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
- King Arthur: Ohh.
- Tim: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
- Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
- Tim: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
In a tale reminiscent of the last Wallace and Gromit movie, furious villagers in northeast England have hired armed guards to protect their beloved communal vegetable gardens from a suspected monster rabbit.
“It is a massive thing. It is a monster. The first time I saw it, I said: ‘What the hell is that?’” the Northumberland Gazette newspaper quoted local resident Jeff Smith, 63, as saying on its website
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Speaking of rabbits, Miss Beth (had to check to make sure it wasn’t posted by Mac or Martin :)) has more on them.
