I reckon this is just so wrong, they had to be liberals:
WATERLOO, Iowa — — — — — Some people will do anything to get out of work.
Police in Iowa have arrested two people accused of filing a fake obituary for teenager Dan “D.J.” Reddout with a newspaper to get off work for a few days.
Police said James Ralph Snyder, who is the boyfriend of Reddout’s mother, and the boy’s mother, Mary Jo Elizabeth Jensen, submitted a death notice to the Waterloo-Cedar Falls Courier newspaper, saying that Jensen’s 17-year-old son had died at the Mayo Clinic after a lengthy illness.
Authorities were notified after the teen was spotted at a restaurant by some family friends.
Police said the pair did it so they could get off work for a few days.
Both Snyder and Jensen worked at Tyson Foods and started taking time off from work in December by claiming the boy was hospitalized with an illness, the paper reported.
As the scheme continued, Tyson officials were told the boy was on life support and had died, according to the paper.
What do they win, Don Pardo?
“They win an all expense paid trip to not only the unemployment line, but to the lovely Waterloo County lockup for an as yet to be determined period of time. Plus, this lovely statue:”
Thank you, Don.