Dear President Bush,
   How are you? I am doing well. I thought I would drop you a note to tell you that I am tired of dealing with these weenie EU and UN infidels folks. They are most tiresome, and the cheese that the French bring is rather stinky.
   You and I both know that sanctions will not work, they will only harm the Iranian people. You and I should get together, and see if we cannot resolve this peacefully, perhaps down at the local Hooters. I love those orange shorts, but the Mullah’s won’t allow one here in Tehran. Sigh.
   BTW, we’re keeping the nuclear reactor and enrichment tools. So, we have to find some other way to resolve the situation.
   Yours Truly, Mahmoud.
Apparently, Ahmadinejad has written a letter to President Bush, the first time in 27 years.
Iran‘s leader has written to President Bush proposing “new solutions” to their differences in the first letter from an Iranian head of state to an American president in 27 years, a government spokesman said Monday.
Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki delivered the letter to the Swiss ambassador on Monday, ministry spokesman Hamid Reza Asefi told The Associated Press. The Swiss Embassy in Tehran houses a U.S. interests section.
In the letter, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad proposes “new solutions for getting out of international problems and the current fragile situation of the world,” spokesman Gholam-Hossein Elham told a news conference.
That’s nice and all, but, what will it accomplish? Call me skeptical, but Ahmadinejad was part of the US hostage takers in the way back, and has threated to destroy Israel multiple times, as well as to unleash jihad on the USA if his nuclear plant, whose main purpose is to make nuclear bomb material, is destroyed.
He has said that Iran will not give up its nuclear program. He has said that Iran would pull out of the Non Proliferation Treaty. Not much room for negotiation.
Why do I have the feeling that Iran is going to push for Israel to give up their proported nuclear weapons as some part of a deal for Iran to give up their program? Which Israel will not do. And shouldn’t, at least at this time.
Captain Ed titles his post Dear Satan, How Are You? I Am Fine…
Rick at RightWing NutHouse’s is “Dear Great Satan,…”
