Understanding Liberals: Surrender Monkeys Drink More When Solo

May 27, 2006 – 6:40 pm

From Animal Planet:

Surrender Monkeys drink more alcohol when housed alone, and some like to end a long day in the lab with a boozy cocktail, according to a new analysis of alcohol consumption among members of a rhesus macaque social group.

 

These and other observed behaviors strongly correspond with human patterns of alcohol use. Researchers attribute a predisposition to alcohol abuse in some surrender monkeys and people to a combination of genetic and environmental factors.

Very eye opening study. We now know that SM’s drink more when alone, but what causes the insane behavior of SM’s when in groups?

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2 Responses to “Understanding Liberals: Surrender Monkeys Drink More When Solo”

  1. Maggie says:
    May 27, 2006 at 7:59 pm

    Thanks, Teach. That’s the best photo of Pelosi I’ve seen in a while!

  2. William Teach says:
    May 27, 2006 at 8:57 pm

    From her official site. :)

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