"If the mere mention of the word "bush" makes you seethe, you just might be a liberal"
"If you b*tch about losing rights in the future, you might just be a liberal"
"If you have to check your email to speak coherently about politics, you just might be a liberal."
"If you think it is swell to heve sex with someone elses husband, you might just be a liberal."
"If you whine about people wearing fur, then cook a steak, you just might be a liberal."
"If you eat tofu and actually like it, you just might be a liberal."
"If you break out in hives when you see Bush on TV, you just might be a liberal."
"If you can no longer answer any political questions without four letter words, you just might be a liberal."
"If you have to constantly inject how much you hate Bush/Rumsfeld/Republicans into every conversation, you just might be a liberal."
"If you carry a hanky around to wipe off your seething spittle, you just might be a liberal."
"If you truly believe that Man is causing global warming, yet drive a big SUV, you just might be a liberal."
"If you are an environmentalist yet take a private jet because it was "going that way anyhow," you just might be a liberal."
"If you complain about the poor getting shafted by the Republicans, yet say nothing about the rich Dems hiding their money in tax shelters, you just might be a liberal."
"If you discuss fraud during elections 4 years in the future, you just might be a liberal."
"If you've filed for short term disability because of BDS and PEST, you just might be a liberal."
"If you were fired from work for missing too many days of work directly following 11/2/04, you just might be a liberal."
"If you break down and cry at work constantly, you just might be a liberal."
"If you wake up, see the sun shining, hear the birds singing, and have the day off, yet need a shot of tequila and a smoke to calm your infuriated nerves, you just might be a liberal."
