So, I stopped at the convenience store on the way to a 1pm meeting, wanted to grab a cup o' joe and some snacks. Go up to pay, and notice all the porn mags behind the counter. Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, etc.
My question is, why on Earth would anyone pay for a dirty magazine and go through that embarrassment, when they can find tons of porn for free on Al Gore's Internet? Just seems dumb. Have to be liberals. Let's just hope they never come to this realization, otherwise they might try to subsidize the print porn industry using taxpayer money. That's really not written tongue in cheek, either.
Speaking of dumb, why the heck do people slow WAAAAAAY down when it rains and pull the brake tapping garbage, yet drive like idiots in the snow and ice?

