And it was nice of the people who run the official Democratic website to post his little cheese filled screed (I also recieved it in email form. Was a hoot!):
There's another thing I want you to be aware of as your and your neighbors head to the polls today.
There have already been widespread reports of voter suppression by Republican operatives, ranging from apparently legal harassment of Democratic voters to potentially illegal efforts to keep voters away from the voting booth. (but Democrats NEVER do this. Snicker)
This isn't new for Republicans. It's a cynical art that the Republican machine has refined for years, and each election brings new variations on oldtactics that target minorities and minority-heavy areas. (yup, Defeatocrats are 99.9% Pure)
Here's what you need to know:
1) If you're a registered voter, do not leave your polling location without voting. Every registered voter is entitled to cast a provisional ballot.
2) If you're in line before the poll's closing time, you are entitled to vote.
3) You're entitled to view a sample ballot at the polling place before voting.
4) If you experience any problems voting or observe any irregularities, immediately call 1-888-DEM-VOTE to report the incident. In addition to providing your polling place information, by calling 1-888-DEM-VOTE you can record a complaint or speak with an election protection monitor. The line is available in English and Spanish.
5) If you are too stupid to vote properly, call us, and we will chalk it up to Republican dirty tricks. Probably Bush's fault.
You can also report any voting irregularities or problems online (I'm surprised the website works. Figured it would be bandwithed out from Dems too stupid to understand the voting rules):
http://www.democrats.org/voterprotection/report
Democrats are committed to ensuring that every rightful voter has the freedom to cast his or her ballot free from intimidation or undue burden, and we've deployed voter protection teams across the country to make sure that's possible today. (we are committed to allowing anyone who is breathing to vote, no matter if they are a legal or illegal alien, or a convicted felon. Screw ID)
