Question: How do you confuse a liberal?
Answer: You don’t, they are born that way
Question: How do liberals brain cells die?
Answer: Lonely.
Question: What’s the difference between an Iraq terrorist and a liberal?
Answer: The Iraq terrorist makes fewer demands.
Question: How much does a Liberal cost?
Answer: Nothing, Liberals have no values.
A brother and sister are in a terrible car accident and the brother is badly injured. At the hospital the doctor tells the sister, "His brain is dead, but his pulse is still beating." The sister replies, " Oh no!, we've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
Question – What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
Answer -A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
