Only in Liberal World (h/t HHowie)
Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world.
Chambers filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County Court Friday afternoon, KPTM Fox 42 reported.
The suit asks for a "permanent injunction ordering Defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats."
Chambers also cites that the, "defendant directly and proximately has caused, inter alia, fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues…"
He says he is doing this to make a point about fighting "possible laws restricting the filing of frivolous lawsuits." So, not only does he want to sue God, but, he wants to allow frivolous lawsuits. Wouldn’t it be really funny if God decided to show up?
N THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH…
He was then faced with a class action lawsuit for failing to file an environmental impact statement from HEPA (Heavenly Environmental Protection Agency), an angelically staffed agency dedicated to keeping the universe pollution free.
Sorry, an oldy but goody. I believe that God has a good sense of humor. Otherwise, why invent sea lions, the platypus, and Liberals? Read the rest of the joke here.
Over at Stop The ACLU, Warner Todd Huston has more
To answer the lawsuit, it would be amusing if there was a little smoting by the big guy upstairs. But, whatever the outcome, it is just another waste of taxpayers’ money by a malcontent, activist politician. Nice going electing this goof, Nebraska.
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I just feel so safe with all of these elected willie wonkas running around. Should that be willie wonkas or Michael Jackson moon walkers? Not sure.
I can’t wait until the trial. That should wipe the rest of the no news off the air ways. Gee no Britney, Paris, OJ, Hilderbeast or any of the known wing nuts. When I saw this congressman on the news I thought he was homeless and filing this.
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