People don’t shoot people. Dogs shoot people
A pack of hunting dogs shot an Iowa man as he went to retrieve a fallen pheasant, authorities said.
James Harris, 37, was shot in the leg while hunting with some friends on Saturday afternoon.
The group shot a bird which landed on the other side of a fence, the Iowa Department of Natural Resource said in a press release.
“Harris reportedly went to retrieve the bird, placed his gun on the ground and crossed the fence near the muzzle end,” the press release said.
“When he crossed the fence, hunting dogs stepped on the gun, which discharged and struck Harris in the left calf at a distance of roughly three feet.”
That really shouldn’t be funny, but you know that Harris’ friends are going to be giving him sh*t about this for years.
Too bad Hitlery and Nancy and their ilk won’t accompany VP Darth on deer season hunting festivities now!