Pirate's Cove

Good morning, infidels. Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed is in the house on this وهتي ترسه وإدنسداي (White Trash Wednesday.) Its been awhile since I made an appearence. Been doing some of that jihad stuff, working to convince your gullible left to continue their opposition to anything that George Bush does or recommends, along with getting them to work with America’s enemies. Quite frankly, it is just way to easy, so I reckoned I’d find time to do a post.

And what a post. Us jihadis thought about branching out to find other ways to divide America, making our job of jihad easier, but, quite frankly, your Left needs no prompting in certain areas, such as their hatred of the Christian religion

An early skirmish in this year’s “War on Christmas” ended on Tuesday when the nationwide home improvement chain Lowe’s apologized for referring to Christmas trees in its holiday catalog as “family trees.”

“That was a complete error,” Maureen Rich, a spokeswoman for Lowe’s Home Improvement Warehouse – which serves more than 13 million customers a week in its 1,400 stores across the nation – told Cybercast News Service. “Right now, we’re extremely disappointed in this breakdown in our own creative process.

Rich’s comments came in response to an “Action Alert” sent out earlier in the day by the Mississippi-based American Family Association. The e-mail stated: “In an effort to avoid the use of the term ‘Christmas tree,’ Lowe’s [is] now calling them ‘family trees.'”

“In their Holiday 2007 catalog, containing 56 pages of Christmas gifts, Lowe’s advertises hundreds of gift items, including scores of ‘family trees,'” the message continued. “In fact, the word ‘Christmas’ only appears two times in the entire holiday catalog.”

“Lowe’s evidently did not want to offend any non-Christians; therefore, they replaced ‘Christmas tree’ with ‘family tree,'” the AFA e-mail said. “Of course, if Christians are offended, that is evidently OK.

In reality, us jihadis actually have something in common with you neocons: we are both religious. But, while your leftards celebrate the “diversity” of our Muslim religion, allowing tons of accomodations, doing week long teach ins in your government run schools, and so on, they actively do everything they can to do away with any referrence to the Christian religion. When we are done taking over the world, they best not try that shat with us, otherwise they will find out just how sharia law works.

Was it a mistake? Most likely not, as someone high up certainly had to approve of the catalogs. In terms of customers, you bet, cause good Christians will now avoid Lowe’s.

Seethe on, infidels! Your American left is as dangerous to America’s survival as the Brotherhood. We give many blessings to them for helping us out. They are a big asset. They once assisted the Soviets, now they give aid and comfort to, as you call us, Muslim extremists. Plus so much other stuff.

Meanwhile, infidel woman Michelle Malkin sheds some light on the War on Thanksgiving. Seriously, your political left really is nuts.

Jay at Stop The ACLU (we jihadis really do love your ACLU. We think the A stands for Arab, nowadays) also chimes in on the Thanksgiving thang, as does Six Meat Buffet and Woman Honor Thyself (though I am not particularly happy with that pork picture at the top. She and I may need to have words, particularly if she is no wearing the appropriate dress.)

Trackposted to Outside the Beltway, Perri Nelson’s Website, third world county, Stuck On Stupid, The Pink Flamingo, Leaning Straight Up, Big Dog’s Weblog, The Bullwinkle Blog, CORSARI D’ITALIA, Right Voices, Public Domain Clip Art, The Yankee Sailor, and Gone Hollywood, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.