Political edition
Ron Paul: the chicken is our last best hope in saving the Constitution!
Hillary Clinton: well, Bill was getting a little frisky, so…..
Joe Biden: the chicken just wanted to get from one side of Delaware to the other
Mike Huckabee: the chicken was emulating my tax policies as governor
Fred!: The problem is that chickens sometimes lose sight of common sense as they create regulations
John Edwards: there are more then 47 million chickens in this country without healthcare, who are being forced to cross the road for back alley treatment
Oprah: rather then helping this chicken get an education and become a productive worker, I am giving the chicken a new car!
B. Hussein Obama: In the end, that’s what this election is about. Do we participate in a politics of chickens or a politics of roosters?
Rudy Giuliani: the chicken was in clear violation of the jay walking laws (I guess you have to be from the NYC area on that one!)
Mitt Romney: the chicken is on the move and just looking to improve itself
Dennis Kucinich: impeach the chicken!
Harry Reid: the chicken was getting away from the civil war. Plus, it is mostly Pelosi’s fault
Dick Cheney: We need to battle the chickens overseas so we don’t have to battle them here at home
Bush 43: the heat of the moon was turning the chicken into a zombie, so it was trying to escape from losing its head
What ya got?
Crossed at Right Wing News and Blue Star Chronicles.
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