I’m not kidding. No, really. It’s news. cBS says so!
Here are some things you might have wondered about your penis, but were
afraid to ask.No. 1: Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own
You’ve probably noticed that your penis often does its own thing. You may remember times when it was completely inappropriate to have an erection; and yet you couldn’t wish it away.
No. 2: Your Penis May Be a ‘Grower’ or a ‘Show-er’
Among men, there is no consistent relationship between the size of the flaccid penis and its full erect length.
No. 3: Your Penis Is Shaped Like a Boomerang
Your penis is shaped like a boomerang. Just like you don’t see all of a big oak tree above ground, you don’t see the root of your penis tucked up inside your pelvis and attached to your pubic bone.
No. 4: You Can Break Your Penis
There is no “penis bone,” but you can break your penis all the same. It’s called penile fracture, and it’s not a subtle injury. When it happens, there’s “an audible pop or snap,” Montague says. Then the penis turns black and blue. And there’s terrible pain. (yeah, I really did not need to read that, either!)
No. 5: Most Penises in the World Are Uncut
A report by the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Joint United Nations Programme on HIV /AIDS (UNAIDS) estimates that worldwide only 30 percent of males aged 15 and up are circumcised.
You are now edumacated!
BWAHAHA
Oh I could so write a book if I were inclined.
I have, probably, thousands of other truths, facts and myths and fantasy tales about the male genitals. And a few for the lady’s as well.
HEHEH
I am scared to ask what Raven would write about.
I believe she is a nurse, so, could tell some interesting stories!
I was kidding with Stacy the other day about the penis posts she used to do a long time ago. Serendipidously, I was checking CBS News for Mobile earlier, and this was one of their top stories.
Now Teach, you know that it’s my responsibility to post this kind of stuff; but I’m a slacker these days and I totally missed it.
My favorite part:
Here’s how to avoid penile fracture: don’t use your penis too roughly. A common way that penile fracture happens, Montague says, is when a man is thrusting too hard and fast during sex, and slams into his partner’s pubic bone. Also, a woman who moves wildly while on top of a man during sex can break a man’s penis.
Raven has much she could add.
Sorry, Stacy, had to do it. The story called to me, like gold dubloons!
I was trying to forget that excerpt, too ;)
Is that a barometer in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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I’m a grower…no really!