Most Seductive Woman Of All Time

April 18, 2008 – 8:03 pm

Sorry, not buying it

She is two parts Kelly Brook, one part Jennifer Lopez and one part Angelina Jolie.

Eh. None of them really float my boat.

Meet Angelle L Brook, a computer-generated composite representing British women’s idea of the “most seductive woman of all time“.

Angelle combines Brook’s hair and body, Lopez’s nose and Jolie’s lips, wrapped up in “the most seductive dress of all time”: Marilyn Monroe’s white halter dress from The Seven Year Itch.

She was created from a survey of British women’s views about seduction, commissioned by fabric conditioner firm Lenor.

Well, that’s all nice and good, but, wouldn’t it make a bit more sense to survey, you know, guys?

The ultimate woman

But, here is a real ultimate woman

 

Read about Kelly George, Miss Arkansas 2006 and 2nd Lt. in the USAF.

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2 Responses to “Most Seductive Woman Of All Time”

  1. darthcrUSAderworldtour2007 says:
    April 19, 2008 at 1:14 am

    Sadly this Brit Babe, along with The Sun Page 3 Girls… will be wearing BURKAS in the Europeon Eurabian Union! When will the HAM be removed from Buckingham Palce? Will the Wimbledon female tennis players play well in their BURKAS too? NO MORE RUSSIAN BABE shots? Thank GOD our Founding Fathers set sail for the New World….
    from England on the Mayflower, Godspeed, Discovery and Susan Constance!

  2. drstrangeloveb52isok says:
    April 20, 2008 at 4:27 am

    WTF – The Sun Page 3 Girls with BURKAS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! Holy shiite hit the fan Blackbeard? “Looks like camel dung, smells like camel dung, tastes like camel dung, and feels like camel dung. Glad I didn’t step into it?” – Abdul Ackbar 2008?

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