Technically, she is not a MILF, but, I wouldn’t mind if she was my sugar momma! Maureen continues her assault on the Messiah in today’s column, Two Against One, and shows a sense of actual humor, something most progressives are lacking. Crying, fainting, smearing feces on themselves (which, I guess is humorous, if disgusting,) screaming in rage, yes. Humor, no. Maybe she is slowly coming to the dark side
In the dead of night in a small hideaway office in the deserted Capitol, a clandestine meeting takes place between two senators with one goal.
They grin at each other as they lift their celebratory shots of brutally cold Stolichnaya.
“Our toast to The One,†they say in unison, “is that he’s toast.â€
“Obama should have picked you, Hillary,†John McCain tells her. “It isn’t fair, my friend. But it just makes it easier for me to whup him.â€
“Don’t worry, John, I’ve put it behind me,†Hillary replies. “I’m looking toward the future now, a future that looks very bright, once we send Twig Legs back to the back bench.â€
Wait, did she just call Barry “Twig Legs?” The NY editors are going to get strongly worded letters shortly which all seem to look the same. Will the Barry camp whine about Mo being mean?
“He’s a bright young man, but he got ahead of himself,†McCain says. “He needs to be taught a lesson, and we’re the ones to do it. Have you seen the new Bloomberg poll? Obama’s dropped and we’re even again. The Bullet’s getting all the credit, but you and I know, Hillary, that it’s these top-secret counseling sessions we’re having. And thanks again for BlackBerrying me the Rick Warren questions while I was in the so-called cone of silence.â€
“Oh, John, you know I love you and I’m happy to help,†Hillary says. “The themes you took from me are working great — painting Obama as an elitist and out-of-touch celebrity, when we’re rich celebrities, too. Turning his big rallies and pretty words into character flaws, charging him with playing the race card — that one always cracks me up. And accusing the media, especially NBC, of playing favorites. It’s easy to get the stupid press to navel-gaze; they’re so insecure.â€
I suppose Mo’s point is that the McCain campaign is using many of the same tactics against Barry as Camp Clinton did, but, Mo seems to approve. If it works, do it.
Especially when it causes Obama to pull out the race card yet again, something that Rush Limbaugh stated on Tuesday that he was hoping Barry would continue to do, so that he comes off whiny. In Raleigh on Tuesday night , Barry said
“You know what their strategy is going to be,” Obama said. “They are going to say, ‘He is young, and he’s got a funny name, and he’s not patriotic enough.’ We’ve seen this campaign before. They have been running this movie for a long time. It works for Republicans because it feeds into the real cynicism that people have about government.”
Sound familiar?
And your average Obama supporter
“I hope he wins,” Rush said. “Almost everyone I talk to is crazy about him.”
Right. Crazy.
“People are finally realizing what he stands for and how much he cares for the middle class,” Perkins said.
I wonder if Ms. Perkins and Ms. Rush could lay out some actual Barry policies with detail.
