This is horrible. Terrible. Tragic. We need to do something immediately to stop global warming. I am now a believer. They have converted me. Let’s get on the ball, folks, and stop the output of CO2, otherwise, we will lose a precious commodity
Haggis is at risk of dying out due to of global warming.
The meat pudding is known to children as a rare tartan creature found only in the Highlands but the rise of the common parasite lung worm, which is thriving due to global warming, is putting it at risk.
Haggis is made from a sheep’s stomach, which is stuffed with oatmeal and minced intestines. But butchers are finding it more and more difficult to get hold of the principle ingredient of sheep’s lung, as so many are infected with lung worm.
Gross.
I’m sold. No more driving my car. No more electricity for my house. Back to the 1810s for me and mine. Bicycles and horse drawn carriages. MUST SAVE THE HAGGIS!!! 8-}
Aye, laddie, time to take to the ‘ighlands and wear the tartan!