Miss England Doesn’t Look To Chunky To Me

December 2, 2008 – 2:49 pm

Yummy!

MODEL agencies are turning down sexy Miss England Laura Coleman because she is too fat.

The blonde has gone up a dress size to a perfect 10.

But Laura, who will take part in Miss World in South Africa next month, has found most agencies have a problem with her new curves.

Laura, 22, said: “I really think the curvy girl should be promoted more as a positive image in the media. But the agencies seemed to have a problem with me when I wasn’t skinny any more.”

Laura Coleman

She looks perfect to me, as Ace, Jammie Wearing Fool (H/T), and Tim Blair agree.  Only thing better would have to have her in a pirate outfit!

Sexy below the break

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6 Responses to “Miss England Doesn’t Look To Chunky To Me”

  1. manbearpig says:
    December 2, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    yeah, I’d hit it.

  2. William Teach says:
    December 2, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    You betcha! I like women who do not look like they are in desperate need of a meal. :)

  3. Stacy says:
    December 2, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    Heck I’d hit it; and I’m a heterosexual female. I lived that life for many, many years. It wasn’t that long ago I was 30 pounds lighter than what I am right now. It was a miserable way to live and it’s VERY UNHEALTHY. I’ve had problems because of it. As my husband says, women are supposed to have curves. They’re not to look like 12 year old boys.

  4. Hannah says:
    December 3, 2008 at 4:26 am

    God why is she even applying to agencies?????????

    During the competition for Miss England, she was saying that she “hated the modeling industry” and she “would much rather be a beauty queen any day than a model” She used her bad experiences in the industry to win public votes. Once she won in she was quoted as saying she “Hopes her new title will help her have a successful modeling career” Shes a hypocrite. She completely slated the industry to win the title, so i’m not surprised agencies are turning her away. She gave the industry a bad name…and now shes trying to be a be a part of the industry. Like i said…HYPOCRITE.

  5. manbearpig says:
    December 3, 2008 at 8:57 am

    I’m sure that Heff would be happy to give her a modeling gig (In fact, I hope he does).

  6. Duncan says:
    December 3, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    My favorite quote over at Ace’s concerning this hottie:

    In other related news, I’m beating my dick like it’s Apollo Creed and I’m Ivan Drago. I must break you.

    I’m even wearing a scary-looking black mouthguard. Just to intimidate it.

    Update: Just to think– five minutes ago my dick was dancing around to James Brown’s Living in America.

    Now look at it. On the mat, quivering in death-spasms.

    It wasn’t an exhibition, comrade.

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