Daily Archives: December 9, 2008

Your G’itmo Playlist Ain’t Phat Update

December 9, 2008 – 9:38 pm

And you thought Christina Aguilera music for the Club G’itmo vacationers was bad? Blaring from a speaker behind a metal grate in his tiny cell in Iraq, the blistering rock from Nine Inch Nails hit Prisoner No. 200343 like a sonic bludgeon. “Stains like the blood on your teeth,” Trent Reznor snarled over distorted guitars. […]

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Jessica Biel 2009 Calendar

December 9, 2008 – 9:23 pm

Yummy! Though, not quite revealing enough. Where’s the bikini shot? See all at Kontraband (your work server might not like it)

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Iran Triples Number Of Photoshopped Missiles

December 9, 2008 – 3:19 pm

I couldn’t resist snaking that headline from FARK In a sign that Iran is taking military measures to ward off the threat of an attack on its nuclear facilities, the country has tripled the number of long-range rockets in its arsenal, Channel 10 reported on Monday. According to the report, Iran possessed 30 Shihab-3 missiles […]

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Plum Island Disappearing Because Of…..

December 9, 2008 – 10:04 am

Wait for it, wait for it The race on Plum Island to save coastal homes from toppling into the Atlantic Ocean is intensifying and residents are scrambling to prepare for the worst. “I have moved some valuables out of the house just to be safe,” said Robert Slepoy, 23, who rents a beach house on […]

By William Teach Posted in Environment, Global Warming 2 Comments

Illegals Alien Beating On The Pregnant Girlfriend That Americans Won’t

December 9, 2008 – 8:04 am

I wonder if this guy will be in line when the Democrat Congress brings up shamnesty again? About 7 p.m. Sunday, police arrested Feliciano Morales Flores, 27, 1017 Dale St., Apt. D, after speaking with Flores, his girlfriend and a witness about what happened. Police determined Flores and his girlfriend, Alicia Faye Byington of Rogersville, […]

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Call In Gay Day!

December 9, 2008 – 7:28 am

I usually avoid the whole gay, lesbian, and transgendered debate, but, yowza, here’s a bad idea Some same-sex marriage supporters are urging people to “call in gay” Wednesday to show how much the country relies on gays and lesbians, but others question whether it’s wise to encourage skipping work given the nation’s economic distress. Organizers […]

By William Teach Posted in Current Affairs, Holidays 3 Comments
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