Monthly Archives: December 2008

Are You Ready For $15 Gas And Massive High Power Costs?

Well, if not, get ready: Science paves way for climate lawsuits People affected by worsening storms, heatwaves and floods could soon be able to sue the oil and power companies they blame for global warming, a leading climate expert has said. Myles Allen, a physicist at Oxford University, said a breakthrough that allows scientists to […]

Today’s Unhinged Chav Christmas Play

Apparently, someone decided to put on a “chav” Christmas play, chav meaning basically “young scumbag.” In America, these would be the people walking through the mall with pants that keeping falling down, a towel over their shoulder, hat turned to the side, no shower in the immediate past, and probably one of those fake teeth […]

Your G’itmo Playlist Ain’t Phat Update

And you thought Christina Aguilera music for the Club G’itmo vacationers was bad? Blaring from a speaker behind a metal grate in his tiny cell in Iraq, the blistering rock from Nine Inch Nails hit Prisoner No. 200343 like a sonic bludgeon. “Stains like the blood on your teeth,” Trent Reznor snarled over distorted guitars. […]

Jessica Biel 2009 Calendar

Yummy! Though, not quite revealing enough. Where’s the bikini shot? See all at Kontraband (your work server might not like it)

Iran Triples Number Of Photoshopped Missiles

I couldn’t resist snaking that headline from FARK In a sign that Iran is taking military measures to ward off the threat of an attack on its nuclear facilities, the country has tripled the number of long-range rockets in its arsenal, Channel 10 reported on Monday. According to the report, Iran possessed 30 Shihab-3 missiles […]

Plum Island Disappearing Because Of…..

Wait for it, wait for it The race on Plum Island to save coastal homes from toppling into the Atlantic Ocean is intensifying and residents are scrambling to prepare for the worst. “I have moved some valuables out of the house just to be safe,” said Robert Slepoy, 23, who rents a beach house on […]

Illegals Alien Beating On The Pregnant Girlfriend That Americans Won’t

I wonder if this guy will be in line when the Democrat Congress brings up shamnesty again? About 7 p.m. Sunday, police arrested Feliciano Morales Flores, 27, 1017 Dale St., Apt. D, after speaking with Flores, his girlfriend and a witness about what happened. Police determined Flores and his girlfriend, Alicia Faye Byington of Rogersville, […]

Call In Gay Day!

I usually avoid the whole gay, lesbian, and transgendered debate, but, yowza, here’s a bad idea Some same-sex marriage supporters are urging people to “call in gay” Wednesday to show how much the country relies on gays and lesbians, but others question whether it’s wise to encourage skipping work given the nation’s economic distress. Organizers […]

Obama: Lawfull Gun Owners Have Nothing To Fear

The Messiah Speaks (must type in capitals when speaking about Him) As gun sales shoot up around the country, President-elect Barack Obama said Sunday that gun-owning Americans do not need to rush out and stock up before he is sworn in next month. “I believe in common-sense gun safety laws, and I believe in the […]

Princess Bride Lightsaber Battle

Holy crap, this is funny!

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