December 12, 2008 – 7:56 am
Your “awe, isn’t that cute. Thank God it wasn’t me” story Aw, nuts. That’s likely what Hope Wideup thought when her car’s turn signal and windshield wipers wouldn’t work. It’s also what she found later when she opened the hood. “There were thousands in there. They were everywhere,” she said, speculating a chipmunk found its […]
December 12, 2008 – 7:46 am
A special treat this Friday, Surrendie has given way so that the Murtha Monkey can greet us! Murtha Maintains He Was Right to Say Marines ‘Killed Innocent Civilians in Cold Blood’ Although all of the charges have been dropped against all of the Marines – except for one – involved in the killing of Iraqi […]
December 12, 2008 – 7:30 am
First, Christmas saves a life When officials found a black Lexus, engine running, in the middle of the Glenn Jackson bridge Wednesday night, they feared the worst. But a quick response from multiple agencies ended with the rescue of a 38-year-old Ridgefield man who had apparently jumped 100 feet into the waters below. Downriver, Deputies […]
December 11, 2008 – 6:32 pm
Got your attention, I reckon’ After more than an hour of debate, the Central Linn School Board found itself split on a motion to remove the divisive “Book of Bunny Suicides” from library shelves. With a 3-3 vote, the board decided to take up the issue again in January, when all seven members will be […]
December 11, 2008 – 12:29 pm
Looks like the January issue of GQ will feature a cover of Jennifer Aniston wearing only a tie She may be a raging wacko liberal, but, I guess we can excuse that this time. >:D<
December 11, 2008 – 8:41 am
For Believers, this is the equivilent for conservatives if Bush said “we need to get along with the jihadis” There is no clear evidence that global warming is an imminent danger to the world, says Rajendra Pachauri, chairman of the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. No. Clear. Evidence. But, hey, good news, Climahysterics! […]
December 11, 2008 – 8:25 am
Hear is a brite teechar A former Michigan high school teacher was in court Monday after being arraigned on a charge of indecent exposure and having sex with a student. Kelly Ann Abdo, of Luna Pier, pleaded innocent to the count. Monroe County Prosecutor William Nichols’ office said Abdo is accused of having sex with […]
December 11, 2008 – 8:14 am
The big question is, is this story really, really sad, or somewhat humorous, due to what was done? When Baby Jesus disappeared last year from a Nativity scene on the lawn of the Wellington, Fla., community center, village officials didn’t follow a star to locate him. A GPS device mounted inside the life-size ceramic figurine […]
December 10, 2008 – 5:22 pm
Well, I’m sure you won’t be surprised Muslim lawyer Anjem Choudary brands Christmas ‘evil’ The lawyer, who recently praised the Mumbai terror attacks, urged all Muslims to reject traditional Christmas celebrations, claiming that they are forbidden by Allah. The 41-year-old shocked Christians and even those of his own faith by branding yuletide festivities as “the […]
December 10, 2008 – 8:43 am
I wonder where this story comes from? FIREFIGHTERS were called to a bizarre rescue mission at an NT shopping centre after a little boy climbed up the prize chute of a claw vending machine and got stuck inside with the toys. The toddler is believed to be just 2 1/2 years old. A six-man crew […]
